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Topic: Actual Workplace Signs
Carmine Del Sordi
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Carmine Del Sordi
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Actual Workplace Signs
on: September 26, 2014, 11:02

In an Office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"

Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."

Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"

On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."

On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."

At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"

On a desk in a Reception Room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."

In a Counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional."

Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

In front of a junk yard building: DRIVE RECKLESS! IT HELPS BUSINESS!

In front of a house: FOR SALE, BUY OWNER!


On a travel agency: PLEASE GO AWAY

On entering the Lion Country Safari in Florida, there is a sign: TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN!

A sign outside a church: ch__ch What's missing? ur

On a plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed."

Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

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